SURPRISE

Ha ha, this is for today- Edward Elric's birthday!!

I can imagine Ed being all like, "Eh, it's just a birthday, I have one every year..."

and Al being all like "But brother, it's important! The coming of your birthday means you're growing u-"

"Growing up? I'MPLENTYGROWNUP! WHATAREYOUTRYINGTOSAYAL? THATI'MSHORT? IS THAT IT?"

"N-not at all, Brother!"

And yeah... then he shoves a party thingymabobby in his mouth and a hat on his head and says "SURPRISE!"


Ahem... yeah... you can leave me and my messed up brain to go die in a hole now.